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My mom is dying, going to need an ear.
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear.
NFL Pick Em League, By Brian37

6 months since
The cycle repeats
But this time without
Mom's Rubber Ducky

An Oklahoma Hillbilly
Will be standing in
In her memory 
Still not the same

Last season
I stood up well
But 8 weeks in
She rose and I fell

From week to week
I would read the list
At her bedside
So she could make her picks

With joy she looked forword
Sometimes puzzled
Trying to choose
Between two even teams

And like a game show
If she didn't know
She'd say "pass"
We'd get back to it later

She would razz me
When she'd beat me
But Washington
We both agreed

Cause thats where
She raised me
In the suburbs
Of Ol D.C.

But her stand in
Was born in Texas
If I lose to him
What a mess

But she'd get a kick
If thus the case
She loves to tease me
My Rubber Ducky.

John will surely
Embarrass me
It would get a smile
She'd enjoy to see.
Reply



Messages In This Thread
My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 21, 2017 at 7:19 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by ukatheist - February 21, 2017 at 7:28 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Athene - February 21, 2017 at 7:29 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 21, 2017 at 7:56 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by ukatheist - February 21, 2017 at 8:14 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 21, 2017 at 8:34 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by ukatheist - February 21, 2017 at 8:41 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by PETE_ROSE - February 21, 2017 at 10:37 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by vorlon13 - February 21, 2017 at 10:40 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by pocaracas - February 21, 2017 at 10:43 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Crossless1 - February 21, 2017 at 10:54 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 21, 2017 at 11:59 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Minimalist - February 21, 2017 at 11:20 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Catholic_Lady - February 21, 2017 at 12:09 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Shell B - February 21, 2017 at 12:21 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by brewer - February 21, 2017 at 1:50 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Catholic_Lady - February 21, 2017 at 2:18 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by SteelCurtain - February 21, 2017 at 2:20 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Sterben - February 21, 2017 at 3:30 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by RozKek - February 21, 2017 at 3:34 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 22, 2017 at 8:00 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Catholic_Lady - February 22, 2017 at 12:07 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Godschild - February 22, 2017 at 11:24 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 22, 2017 at 11:47 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Godschild - February 22, 2017 at 8:18 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 22, 2017 at 12:17 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Crunchy - February 22, 2017 at 12:21 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Catholic_Lady - February 22, 2017 at 12:23 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by SteveII - February 22, 2017 at 8:29 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by The Valkyrie - February 22, 2017 at 8:30 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by AFTT47 - February 22, 2017 at 8:42 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 22, 2017 at 9:42 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 23, 2017 at 7:29 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Catholic_Lady - February 23, 2017 at 12:04 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by LastPoet - February 23, 2017 at 1:16 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by MTL - February 23, 2017 at 3:01 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 23, 2017 at 5:51 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Amarok - February 23, 2017 at 8:20 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 24, 2017 at 6:43 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Joods - February 24, 2017 at 7:49 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 26, 2017 at 12:11 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Seraphina - February 26, 2017 at 12:29 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by abaris - February 26, 2017 at 1:09 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Little lunch - February 27, 2017 at 8:27 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by dyresand - February 28, 2017 at 10:19 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Catholic_Lady - February 28, 2017 at 11:00 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Thumpalumpacus - February 28, 2017 at 11:29 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Mister Agenda - February 28, 2017 at 12:39 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 28, 2017 at 1:11 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by abaris - February 28, 2017 at 7:05 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Whateverist - February 28, 2017 at 1:19 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 28, 2017 at 6:24 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by pocaracas - February 28, 2017 at 6:59 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 28, 2017 at 9:53 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by AFTT47 - March 1, 2017 at 2:07 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 1, 2017 at 10:16 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 2, 2017 at 5:30 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 2, 2017 at 6:44 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Exian - March 2, 2017 at 7:01 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Joods - March 2, 2017 at 7:02 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Athene - March 2, 2017 at 9:12 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 2, 2017 at 6:54 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by brewer - March 2, 2017 at 7:05 pm
My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by ukatheist - March 3, 2017 at 4:43 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 3, 2017 at 9:15 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 4, 2017 at 8:13 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 4, 2017 at 9:50 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 4, 2017 at 12:37 pm
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 4, 2017 at 4:30 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 4, 2017 at 5:38 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 5, 2017 at 8:42 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by abaris - March 5, 2017 at 9:03 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 5, 2017 at 9:28 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 5, 2017 at 2:42 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 5, 2017 at 4:50 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 6, 2017 at 7:35 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 6, 2017 at 3:24 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Joods - March 6, 2017 at 3:35 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 6, 2017 at 6:56 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 7, 2017 at 7:22 am
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 7, 2017 at 6:50 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 7, 2017 at 2:05 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 7, 2017 at 4:15 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 7, 2017 at 5:52 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 9, 2017 at 7:29 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 9, 2017 at 8:55 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 9, 2017 at 7:25 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Sterben - March 9, 2017 at 11:49 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by GUBU - March 10, 2017 at 10:40 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 10, 2017 at 1:21 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 10, 2017 at 6:31 pm
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 28, 2017 at 9:27 am
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - June 1, 2017 at 10:40 am
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - June 1, 2017 at 12:40 pm
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - September 1, 2017 at 6:10 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - September 9, 2017 at 9:14 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Catholic_Lady - September 9, 2017 at 3:49 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - September 9, 2017 at 4:08 pm
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Jehanne - September 20, 2017 at 1:44 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - September 21, 2017 at 7:08 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Joods - September 17, 2017 at 8:44 am
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - September 22, 2017 at 9:38 am
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - October 1, 2017 at 10:47 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Nay_Sayer - October 1, 2017 at 11:06 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - October 1, 2017 at 2:43 pm
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - October 1, 2017 at 11:56 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Nay_Sayer - October 2, 2017 at 3:57 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - October 6, 2017 at 9:09 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - October 28, 2017 at 4:23 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - October 29, 2017 at 5:40 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - November 2, 2017 at 7:51 pm
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - November 25, 2017 at 5:15 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - November 25, 2017 at 4:55 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by LastPoet - November 25, 2017 at 5:15 pm
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Cod - November 25, 2017 at 5:34 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - November 25, 2017 at 5:56 pm
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RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Abaddon_ire - November 25, 2017 at 7:42 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Cod - November 25, 2017 at 8:19 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - November 26, 2017 at 11:31 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Catholic_Lady - November 26, 2017 at 12:58 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - November 26, 2017 at 1:34 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Abaddon_ire - November 27, 2017 at 9:10 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Edwardo Piet - November 27, 2017 at 11:10 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Abaddon_ire - November 28, 2017 at 3:33 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Catholic_Lady - November 28, 2017 at 3:35 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Abaddon_ire - November 28, 2017 at 4:47 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Catholic_Lady - November 29, 2017 at 12:25 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Seraphina - November 29, 2017 at 12:37 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Catholic_Lady - November 29, 2017 at 12:42 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Abaddon_ire - November 29, 2017 at 12:53 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Catholic_Lady - November 29, 2017 at 12:58 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - December 6, 2017 at 2:54 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - December 24, 2017 at 6:14 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Foxaèr - December 24, 2017 at 6:25 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - December 24, 2017 at 6:36 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Foxaèr - December 24, 2017 at 6:41 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - December 24, 2017 at 6:47 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - January 6, 2018 at 1:15 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - January 22, 2018 at 6:39 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 1, 2018 at 8:25 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by WinterHold - February 2, 2018 at 3:54 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 2, 2018 at 4:32 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Nay_Sayer - February 2, 2018 at 8:50 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by WinterHold - February 3, 2018 at 3:46 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - February 10, 2018 at 2:03 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 1, 2018 at 2:32 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by No_God - March 1, 2018 at 8:20 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 1, 2018 at 8:56 am
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - March 1, 2018 at 4:09 pm
RE: My mom is dying, going to need an ear. - by Brian37 - April 6, 2018 at 2:25 pm
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