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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass

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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass

September 3, 2017 at 2:14 pm

(September 3, 2017 at 12:56 pm)Luckie Wrote:
(September 3, 2017 at 11:46 am)mh.brewer Wrote: To blow jesus out wouldn't I have to insert him first? That may be what you want but I don't think I'm gonna comply.

Declaring my ass a jesus free zone.

Ehhh growing up in the Bible Belt, I have the unfortunate knowledge and experience to know that they shove Jesus right up your butthole at an early age. And if that's all you get shoved up there, you're lucky. I'm just oH so grateful I never went to Bible Camp. Who the hell gives their kids up no questions asked to complete strangers just because they're wearing a Jesus tshirt???

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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am

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