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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 3, 2017 at 11:21 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am)Minimalist Wrote: Having noted that I had 2,999 threads I decided to make #3,000 consistent with my general outlook.  For non-xhristards you make substitute whatever imaginary deity you have concocted and likewise blow that out your asses, too!

FSM Grin

As real as any of the others!


Gee, you must be very very old Min.  Bird

Of course you lived at the time of Jesus and witness that he was a bad man, did you?  I'm all ears!

Evidence Min you got all the bullcrap evidence that is why you know that Jesus was such a bad man.
Who would doubt your evidence.
Not me of course.  Indubitably

It's really too bad that despite your "personal relationship" with jesus you can't actually have a conversation with him, you know, a real conversation where new information is passed in English. If you could you could have jesus do the talking for you and maybe convince even old dodgers like Min and I.

When you pray, you have to translate warm and fuzzy feelings, but your god supposedly passed on intricate histories and conversations to some middle eastern scribes to make your bible. Funny how god could talk to the nobody scribes and write shit down but not to you. Kinda shows you that you're not high on your god's list doesn't it? Does your god know you are a faker too? Is that why he's not talking to you?
Find the cure for Fundementia!
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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by vorlon13 - September 3, 2017 at 1:21 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Ravenshire - September 4, 2017 at 1:44 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 1:22 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by LastPoet - September 3, 2017 at 5:22 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 11:15 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by LastPoet - September 3, 2017 at 12:34 pm
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 3, 2017 at 11:21 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by vorlon13 - September 3, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 4, 2017 at 4:16 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 2:15 pm
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Brakeman - September 5, 2017 at 1:57 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 5, 2017 at 7:00 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 6, 2017 at 6:21 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 7, 2017 at 6:57 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 7, 2017 at 8:30 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 7, 2017 at 9:54 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 11, 2017 at 10:34 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 11, 2017 at 12:15 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 11, 2017 at 1:00 am
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