Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass

[Brakeman]

It's really too bad that despite your "personal relationship" with jesus you can't actually have a conversation with him, you know, a real conversation where new information is passed in English. If you could you could have jesus do the talking for you and maybe convince even old dodgers like Min and I.

When you pray, you have to translate warm and fuzzy feelings, but your god supposedly passed on intricate histories and conversations to some middle eastern scribes to make your bible. Funny how god could talk to the nobody scribes and write shit down but not to you. Kinda shows you that you're not high on your god's list doesn't it? Does your god know you are a faker too? Is that why he's not talking to you?

Here few points.

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3) Jesus never intended to start any religion.
In fact he opposed religions that is why the priest of his time convinced Pilate to kill him.

4) From what we know Jesus did nothing wrong to be vituperate.

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The ONLY reason you know ANYTHING about magic jesus is because the religious authors convinced gullible morons that a god talked to them and told them a wild story. You know nothing about a "real" human jesus if he even existed.