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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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Chances that the paedophile rapist was illiterate are actually pretty slim. Being a merchant in 7thcentury CE and dealing in international merchandise pretty much requires literacy (both reading and writing) to survive.

The whole "our child rapist was illiterate" thing is a fudge to get round the fact that the qu'ran didn't appear until near two centuries after the originators alleged death. Yes, I know there are older versions of the book around, but nobody's allowed see them unless deemed suitably qualified by a bunch of very doctrinaire mullahs. I wonder why?[/quote]


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The story is that Uthman's committee wrote the Koran around 640 A.D.  He supposedly destroyed the previous versions.  The Bible supposedly existed before that time but there's no real evidence that it did.  So the Christians decided that they needed their own book to counter the muslims.  They then collected story tellers, writers, and artists and put them to work in England to produce the Bible.  Of course they had to raise about 2,000 cows for the vellum to write on and that took time.  They produced three master copies around 692.  

The muslims have to hide their most ancient versions of the Koran because they were written without numbered chapters and verses.  Those were added after the Bible incorporated them.  

It's all a con game among buddies to fool the idiots.
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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am
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