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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 11, 2017 at 10:34 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 10, 2017 at 11:35 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: Do I really need to go into detail here? The bible fails in every testable sense. The story of Noah's ark is flatly contradicted by mountains of evidence from virtually every realm of science. Jesus's resurrection is another problematic assertion, as all pertinent evidence suggests that it's impossible for a 3 day old corpse to return to life, especially under the purported circumstances. The exodus from Egypt is unsupported by any sort of archaeological evidence. Most of the figures in the Bible have practically no historicity to speak of. Like, how far do we need to go here? The source material for your fan-fiction is trash, and that means that it fails at the outset.


You are getting lost Pinky. Panic
I talk about the Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ and you again and again think that this is the Bible.

This Gospel talk about the life of Jesus which has nothing to do with Noah's ark or the exodus from Egypt
or any other story that is not related with the life of Jesus.

Again and again you show that you haven't got a clue yet you deliver judgement here and there that have nothing to do with the topic.
What's wrong with you Pinky?

Facepalm

Ok... you do know that Jesus is a bible figure, right? Your Age of Aquarius off-brand Mormon bullshit is based on a story that was bullshit to begin with. How hard is this concept?
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 3, 2017 at 11:21 am
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