Amending my Good and Kindly ways

[Anomalocaris]

I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"

My final score was merely 16 out of 50!

So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.

I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.

All suggestions welcome.

1. Develop a chemical additive for cooked Christian baby flesh to make both their taste and aroma irresistibly addictive.

2. Develop a ultra-high explosive computer virus that propagates over the internet and infect brains which take the Bible seriously

3. Develop a mutagenic weapon that turns anything a Muslim attempt to consume into swine flesh

4. Make every evangelical fuck himself with Ken ham's banana

5. Grow horns (petite girlie ones)

6. Grow a barbed tail

7. Do all those while purring in the nude.