(September 11, 2017 at 10:19 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:(September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"
My final score was merely 16 out of 50!
So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.
I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.
All suggestions welcome.
1. Develop a chemical additive for cooked Christian baby flesh to make both their taste and aroma irresistibly addictive.
2. Develop a ultra-high explosive computer virus that propagates over the internet and infect brains which take the Bible seriously
3. Develop a mutagenic weapon that turns anything a Muslim attempt to consume into swine flesh
4. Make every evangelical fuck himself with Ken ham's banana
5. Grow horns (petite girlie ones)
6. Grow a barbed tail
7. Do all those while purring in the nude.
You mean, "Weekends"?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
