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Amending my Good and Kindly ways
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
September 11, 2017 at 11:06 pm (This post was last modified: September 11, 2017 at 11:06 pm by vorlon13.)
If you're still falling short, join the Catholic church, and then:

*schism
*poop on a consecrated communion wafer
*violate the confidentiality of the confessional
*procure an abortion
*give absolution to someone you have fornicated with
*consecrate your Vorlon as a bishop (without authorization)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Amending my Good and Kindly ways

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Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by The Valkyrie - September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by c172 - September 11, 2017 at 9:25 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by The Valkyrie - September 11, 2017 at 9:26 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by KevinM1 - September 11, 2017 at 9:31 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by c172 - September 11, 2017 at 9:36 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by Minimalist - September 11, 2017 at 9:31 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by Whateverist - September 11, 2017 at 9:35 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by The Valkyrie - September 11, 2017 at 9:40 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by brewer - September 11, 2017 at 9:42 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by Pat Mustard - September 12, 2017 at 2:36 am
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by Whateverist - September 11, 2017 at 9:42 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by Fireball - September 11, 2017 at 10:01 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by The Valkyrie - September 11, 2017 at 10:29 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by Minimalist - September 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by The Valkyrie - September 11, 2017 at 10:53 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by Anomalocaris - September 11, 2017 at 10:54 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by The Valkyrie - September 11, 2017 at 10:59 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by Fireball - September 11, 2017 at 10:55 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by brewer - September 12, 2017 at 10:54 am
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by Anomalocaris - September 11, 2017 at 10:19 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by The Valkyrie - September 11, 2017 at 10:31 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by vorlon13 - September 11, 2017 at 10:55 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by Anomalocaris - September 11, 2017 at 10:57 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by The Valkyrie - September 11, 2017 at 11:00 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by vorlon13 - September 11, 2017 at 11:06 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by JackRussell - September 12, 2017 at 3:01 am
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by I_am_not_mafia - September 12, 2017 at 12:00 pm
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways - by The Valkyrie - September 12, 2017 at 7:49 pm

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