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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 12, 2017 at 12:59 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 6:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: If anything you have merely increased your standing on the Dumbest Fuck on The Board Scale, moron.  I wouldn't have thought that was possible.

You're getting up into Dripshit territory.


Go fuck yourself and your stupid fairy tales.


Look mate we all like you but please get out that sewer ASAP.  Jerry

Is dreadful to look at you in that state.  Panic

(September 11, 2017 at 6:06 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: Facepalm

Ok... you do know that Jesus is a bible figure, right? Your Age of Aquarius off-brand Mormon bullshit is based on a story that was bullshit to begin with. How hard is this concept?


That is absolutely bizarre Pinky considering that you haven't even read the book.
Have you got some sort of telepathic power to know what is inside a book?  Bird

No, dolt. I did a little research, and you've flatly told me that it's about Jesus, a guy from the bible who very likely didn't even exist. It's about as historical as that version of Beowulf that's told from Grendel's perspective. What you have there is fiction. Regardless of whether it's the gospel of Thomas, Aquaman, or John F. Kennedy, it's still fiction.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by vorlon13 - September 3, 2017 at 1:21 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Ravenshire - September 4, 2017 at 1:44 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 1:22 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by LastPoet - September 3, 2017 at 5:22 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 11:15 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by LastPoet - September 3, 2017 at 12:34 pm
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 3, 2017 at 11:21 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by vorlon13 - September 3, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 4, 2017 at 4:16 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Mystical - September 4, 2017 at 6:45 pm
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Cyberman - September 11, 2017 at 5:31 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 2:15 pm
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Brakeman - September 5, 2017 at 1:57 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 5, 2017 at 7:00 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 6, 2017 at 6:21 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 7, 2017 at 6:57 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 7, 2017 at 8:30 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 7, 2017 at 9:54 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Redbeard The Pink - September 8, 2017 at 7:53 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 8, 2017 at 8:43 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Redbeard The Pink - September 8, 2017 at 6:58 pm
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 9, 2017 at 8:03 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 10, 2017 at 9:33 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 10, 2017 at 10:16 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 11, 2017 at 10:34 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 11, 2017 at 12:15 am
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