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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 12, 2017 at 10:38 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 12, 2017 at 1:48 am)Minimalist Wrote: Funny.  I can't stand you.


Funny indeed.  Smile

Despite all your efforts to knock me down with all your filthy language I did come up on top just by making fun of your stupidity.  Indubitably

You will never stand a chance son.  Banghead
Wake up and grow up brother.  Lightbulb

Good for you and good for humanity.  Hi

(September 12, 2017 at 6:50 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: No, dolt. I did a little research, and you've flatly told me that it's about Jesus, a guy from the bible who very likely didn't even exist. It's about as historical as that version of Beowulf that's told from Grendel's perspective. What you have there is fiction. Regardless of whether it's the gospel of Thomas, Aquaman, or John F. Kennedy, it's still fiction.


Sure, sure Pinky.

Is all fiction.
Alexander the Great is a fiction and so Caesar, the Viking, Genghis Khan and all the rest.
In fact all history is fiction.
Or maybe not?
Oh, I beg your pardon.

We should consider fiction only the life of Jesus.
That would be an embarrassment for atheists.
Gee, I never thought about that Pinky.
Will you excuse me?  Raccoon

Do me a favor: go study the concept of historicity. After that, you can have your analogy back as soon as I'm done wiping my ass with it.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by vorlon13 - September 3, 2017 at 1:21 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Ravenshire - September 4, 2017 at 1:44 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 1:22 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by LastPoet - September 3, 2017 at 5:22 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 3, 2017 at 11:21 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by vorlon13 - September 3, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 4, 2017 at 4:16 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Mystical - September 4, 2017 at 6:45 pm
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 2:15 pm
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 6, 2017 at 6:21 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 7, 2017 at 6:57 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 7, 2017 at 8:30 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 7, 2017 at 9:54 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Redbeard The Pink - September 8, 2017 at 7:53 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 8, 2017 at 8:43 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Redbeard The Pink - September 8, 2017 at 6:58 pm
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 9, 2017 at 8:03 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Redbeard The Pink - September 9, 2017 at 2:46 pm
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 10, 2017 at 9:33 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 10, 2017 at 10:16 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Redbeard The Pink - September 10, 2017 at 11:35 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 11, 2017 at 10:34 am
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