Amending my Good and Kindly ways

[The Valkyrie]

I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"

My final score was merely 16 out of 50!

So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.

I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.

All suggestions welcome.

In the early days of the internet there used to be something called a purity test. You'd print it out and get drunk with your friends while each answering the questions to find out who is least pure.

They make a great to-do list.

When I first started working I'd print out what we called "wank words" on a board like a bingo board for staff meetings.

They had words and phrases like, "team player", and other such overused terms.

You'd circle the words, just like bingo, and the one who got the most would get a prize at the end of the meeting.

I got a talking to from the boss for doing that, too...