Donkeys don't talk (Eddie Murphy notwithstanding); stars can't fall from the sky; bats were never birds; hares don't chew the cud; the Earth does not rest on pillars; mating animals in front of stripey fences does not cause stripey offspring...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
