RE: This Has to Stop
September 14, 2017 at 8:47 pm
(This post was last modified: September 14, 2017 at 8:49 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 14, 2017 at 12:44 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:(September 14, 2017 at 9:28 am)Khemikal Wrote: They certainly didn't respect you enough to dissuade you from a fairy based world view or provide you with anything remotely resembling a factual assessment of the catholic institution or it's positions.
Not really a dig. I lie to my own kids all the time, too. It's superfun, and takes alot less time than providing a legitimate answer to their every question.
You should do what I do and require them to think about their question before asking it. They should ask themselves if the question they want to ask, is going to cause parental brainhurt in some sort of way. If the answer is yes - they shouldn't ask it.
Hahahaha, fuck that! You have no idea how hilarious it is to watch my kids go on to then sell the lie I provided them to other people. They like to share, you see..particularly what they know about everything as related by daddy.
Lying to my children is the last wholesome and true bit of fun I have.
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