I repeat: I was there six million years ago, in fact I was there fourteen thousand million years ago and every time since then. I will have been there thousands of millions of years in the future, too. And I have proof of this. Unfortunately, it's proof that you won't accept.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'