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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
A Christian bride gave her father, who happens to be a pastor, a certificate of purity on her wedding day.

Signed by a doctor


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Does anyone else find this more than a little creepy?

What is it with the religious obsession with virginity - especially female virginity?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
*shivers*
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 21, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Beccs Wrote: Does anyone else find this more than a little creepy?

More than more than a little.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
Yes, daddy, I saved my hiemen just for you all these years.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
I wonder if dear old Dad also received a blood- and semen-stained bed sheet after the honeymoon. I mean, why not? He should get something out of it, and it's not as if the purity certificate was a scratch 'n' sniff.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 21, 2015 at 3:26 pm)Losty Wrote: Yes, daddy, I saved my hiemen just for you all these years.

Issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
Oh, that's just...incredibly unsettling on a multitude of levels :|
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!


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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
During the transfer of title process - from owner Dad to owner Husband - I can understand the need for the property to verify via a certified professional, that the goods are in fact, intact.

Otherwise, the recipient of the property may have a cause for action; the goods were not as specified in the contract.

Pastor Dad is being cautious, and with all the devil-involvement among young folks today (and the devil music!), rightly so.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 21, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Beccs Wrote: A Christian bride gave her father, who happens to be a pastor, a certificate of purity on her wedding day.

Signed by a doctor

Guess, it's important to know the value of the merchandise. You look a horse in the mouth before buying, after all. Why not a bride between her legs?
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