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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 16, 2017 at 9:24 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 15, 2017 at 5:43 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:

I see you haven't really looked into the historicity of the apostles, either. I find that unsurprising.


I know Pinky, I know.  Consoling
You live in a small village lost in the middle west of America so I have to understand that you never heard
of a place called Rome where Peter went to propagate Jesus's spirituality or a place in south India where an other apostle named Thomas did the same or other places where other apostles went to do the same thing.

Look mate you are fully excused for not knowing about the historicity of the apostles.  Levitate
If anybody blame you for your lack of knowledge you let me know.
I know how to fix these idiots.  Indubitably

Historians think there might have been a Peter who knew and consorted with Paul (a Hellenist), and that there might have been a Peter who ran a very Jewish sect of Christianity. There's some support for the idea that these could have been the same person, and some speculation that one or both of them might have witnessed the life of a historical Jesus (if indeed there was such a person). Whether or not either of them corresponds with Simon Peter is a guessing game, and there's no compelling evidence that Peter ever lead the church in Rome, nor that he was crucified.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am
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