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What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist
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What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist
I've posted about this before.  Please forgive.   Rolleyes   Some of you know that I'm a church organist - I don't make enough in my regular job, need a side hustle.  For the most part, playing the music is easy and fun.  But oh, I really try not to listen to the words of these songs!  (Apparently the choir members don't pay attention either.)

There is so much "give me ____" and begging for god to "speak to me, let me feel your presence, PLEASE prove to me that you exist!" (gotta pray harder)
Some of it sounds vaguely sexual:  "take me, mold me, fill me, use me, let me feel your love, I NEEEEEEEED you, oh I neeeeeeed yooouuuuu . . . "
But a lyric from last nights new anthem just knocked me sideways, I swear.   It's from a new popular song called "Committin' This Day".  (seriously.  that's the name)  
It's on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47SsdIPjnPM

After a line that says, "my heart, here is my heart" there are THESE lyrics:  (about 1:06 in the video)  "My mind, Lord of my mind, all of the time, here is my mind."
Holy crap.  "here is my mind"   brainwash me PLEEEESE . . .    holy crap.    Faints
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by drfuzzy - September 21, 2017 at 2:53 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by vorlon13 - September 21, 2017 at 2:59 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by drfuzzy - September 21, 2017 at 3:01 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by vorlon13 - September 21, 2017 at 3:07 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Whateverist - September 21, 2017 at 4:41 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by drfuzzy - September 21, 2017 at 5:01 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Whateverist - September 21, 2017 at 7:46 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by The Valkyrie - September 21, 2017 at 5:09 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Crossless2.0 - September 21, 2017 at 5:41 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by drfuzzy - September 22, 2017 at 11:09 am
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Succubus - September 21, 2017 at 5:53 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by KevinM1 - September 21, 2017 at 11:25 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Cyberman - September 21, 2017 at 7:55 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Cyberman - September 21, 2017 at 7:56 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Cyberman - September 21, 2017 at 7:59 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Amarok - September 21, 2017 at 8:08 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Minimalist - September 21, 2017 at 9:13 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by vorlon13 - September 21, 2017 at 9:46 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by ignoramus - September 22, 2017 at 6:20 am
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by KevinM1 - September 22, 2017 at 7:10 am
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by brewer - September 22, 2017 at 7:16 am
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Catholic_Lady - September 22, 2017 at 12:23 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by drfuzzy - September 22, 2017 at 2:54 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Succubus - September 22, 2017 at 7:29 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Rev. Rye - September 22, 2017 at 12:29 pm
RE: What xtian hymns sound like to an atheist - by Minimalist - September 22, 2017 at 1:41 pm

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