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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass

September 25, 2017 at 1:30 pm (This post was last modified: September 25, 2017 at 1:31 pm by Cyberman.)

Actually rik's question put me in mind of a letter in Viz a while back. Something like [with my annotations] "I'm starting to get into [popular soap opera] Coronation Street [running for the last 57 years and counting]. Can anyone bring me up to speed with the plot so far?"

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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