An archeological expedition finds a 2000 year old wooden box which contains a DVD. The DVD shows a scene in ancient middle east. A man saves a veiled adulteress from public stoning. The adulteress throws off her veils revealing a woman in a bikini holding a cue card that reads "Say the word, win the bird!". A helicopter lands and Groucho Marx is the pilot. He is giving the crowd/ camera the middle finger. The bikineed adulteress jumps in to the chopper and they fly off into the sunset. Carbon 14 dating affirms age of DVD. That would make me take a double take!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
