Mass shooting in Las Vegas. 50+ dead

[Thumpalumpacus]

It is a weapon. Okay. There are cougars where I live. If I should find myself facing one I'd just as soon have the means to address the threat. In that case, my weapon needs to be dangerous.

Have you tried reasoning with them? 

I've seen a couple of vegetarian cougars. Fuckers keep grazing my clover.

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It is a weapon. Okay. There are cougars where I live. If I should find myself facing one I'd just as soon have the means to address the threat. In that case, my weapon needs to be dangerous.

Well you've found a good reason!

I'm very relieved to have met your approval.