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Sorry, Brits - "Daft Twerp" Doesn't Begin to Cover It
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RE: Sorry, Brits - "Daft Twerp" Doesn't Begin to Cover It
(October 21, 2017 at 2:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 20, 2017 at 2:03 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: The milder the insult the deeper it is meant....its a british thing.


Exactly.  Telling someone, 'You're a worthless, useless cuntflake who couldn't manage his way out of an eiderdown quilt without a guide book and a team of fucking sherpas' might get you a dirty look, while, 'Not quite up to scratch at this, are you, mate' could cost you some teeth.

Boru

No wonder I am regularly stabbed to death here in Britain. I knew I must have been doing something wrong when I say something like "Sorry to bother you, mate" and I get a "It wasn't very nice of you to bother me, pal" response shortly before being shot in the face with a plasma gun.

I should try saying "EXCUSE ME A MINUTE YOU VAST DRIPPING GARGANTUAN CUNT OF A BASTARD!" when I want to ask a question instead.

Borrington Bear

(October 21, 2017 at 3:06 pm)JackRussell Wrote: I think Trump is an evil, misogynistic, geriatric, racist white cunt.

That's a pretty fucking big understatement, mate.

Quote:But then I am English and polite.

OHHHHH I see what you mean. Me too.

Boruuuuuuuuuuuuuooooy ooy ooh ooh
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RE: Sorry, Brits - "Daft Twerp" Doesn't Begin to Cover It - by Edwardo Piet - October 21, 2017 at 4:27 pm

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