(October 24, 2017 at 6:03 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:(October 24, 2017 at 6:00 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: Fun fact: Doing jumping jacks in front of two bored pit bulls can lead to castration, as I came uncomfortably close to finding out about a month ago.
And the wife wonders why I'm gaining weight.
Oh, dear.....wait, were you naked?
No. But believe me, fabric wouldn't have mattered.
A matter of centimeters, I tell you. All in fun, from their perspective, but still . . .