RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
November 1, 2017 at 11:58 pm
(This post was last modified: November 2, 2017 at 12:02 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(October 30, 2017 at 3:36 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Choose two founders of any religion (or sect) and put them in the cage for a fight to the death. Then discuss who would win and why. I will start.
Joseph Smith vs Emmanuel Swedenborg
I would put my money on Smith. He was a con man and knew it. When Swedenborg slipped into one of his trances Smith would kick him in the balls and then put on a chokehold.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD ALREADY!
(October 30, 2017 at 6:26 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Buddha vs. Krishna. Buddha was all about being one with everything. Krishna could manifest into hundreds of blue dudes. Buddha would quickly be outnumbered.
I'm pretty sure that one ends in a stalemate resulting in Buddha sulking next to a tree while he ignores Krishna constantly tries to distract him with weirder and weirder looking blue dudes.
(October 30, 2017 at 6:30 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Odin vs All
I guess now is the time to confess that Ra is my favorite god ever.
(November 1, 2017 at 9:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:Jesus vs Mohammed.
How would you know when either of them was in the ring?
When billions of people start bullshitting about it.
