Two scenarios that may/may not happen.

[Fake Messiah]

Well time must had been more then relative, I mean really fucked up, in this case considering that god created light, Earth, vegetation and then three days later the Sun and then after the Sun he created stars. Almost as if this was written by somebody who didn't know what stars are and what the fuck he's talking about.

Also with this kind of loose logic you can make true any creation myth. Like let's take Chinese myth that tells us that everything started in chaos. The universe was like a black egg. A god named Pan Gu, wielding an axe, breaks the egg and the heavens begin to expand. The fleas and lice on Pan Gu's body turn into humankind.

You could argue that black egg is the black hole (they both have 'black' in it) or parent universe considering that some models show that this universe started from quantum tunneling and quantum fluctuations from another universe. And god breaking it with an axe could mean that he broke parent universe into our half. And fleas represent evolution from primitive microbes to us.