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One sentence that throws the problem of evil out of the window.
RE: One sentence that throws the problem of evil out of the window.
(November 12, 2017 at 5:48 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(November 12, 2017 at 5:43 pm)bennyboy Wrote: Nono, I would never do that.  Then HE wouldn't get to go to Magical Fairyland when he dies, either!


Silly.  It has been well established that all dogs go to heaven.  (We only go when we're as good as they are.  Don't know about you but I've been working on my down, stay and recall.)

I think that's another myth.  My dog is gay, or at least bisexual.  And everybody knows that the Creator of all the universe, the billions of galaxies, super-massive stars, planets of infinite variety, and countless species of organisms cannot tolerate the idea that two organisms with an "outie" might rub up against each other. Because, in the grand scheme of things-- that's a really important issue! (Thus sayeth the Lord)

Anyway, my dog is already in heaven. He's got my pillows and my daughter's stuffed toys to hump, he's got a regular supply of cheese, and nobody tries to make him pretend to believe that the Tooth Fairy is real.
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RE: One sentence that throws the problem of evil out of the window. - by bennyboy - November 12, 2017 at 5:55 pm

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