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Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?

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Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 12, 2017 at 6:18 pm
(November 12, 2017 at 9:59 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: Iff your warriors will have seven virgins each, where will they all come from? Is there a secret society that kills pretty girls so they go to heaven as virgins and be ready for your warriors?

Were the virgins just created in heaven? That's kind of unfair isn't it? You have to go through life on earth and risk fucking things up and going to hell, while these chicks have it made in the shade.

It's actually raisins. A fly shat in the wrong place, and they've been saying "virgins" ever since.

True story.
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Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?

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Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Rhondazvous - November 12, 2017 at 9:59 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by vorlon13 - November 12, 2017 at 10:24 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Cyberman - November 12, 2017 at 10:31 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 12, 2017 at 10:48 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Chad32 - November 12, 2017 at 11:02 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by brewer - November 12, 2017 at 11:25 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Chad32 - November 12, 2017 at 11:33 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by brewer - November 12, 2017 at 11:37 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Fireball - November 12, 2017 at 11:57 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Minimalist - November 12, 2017 at 12:00 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by MysticKnight - November 12, 2017 at 3:36 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Minimalist - November 12, 2017 at 5:25 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Pat Mustard - November 12, 2017 at 6:18 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by WinterHold - November 12, 2017 at 7:07 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by brewer - November 12, 2017 at 8:01 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Cyberman - November 12, 2017 at 7:51 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Pat Mustard - November 13, 2017 at 6:44 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by WinterHold - November 15, 2017 at 1:06 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by chimp3 - November 12, 2017 at 8:56 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Rhondazvous - November 13, 2017 at 2:08 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Minimalist - November 12, 2017 at 9:43 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Jackalope - November 13, 2017 at 1:05 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by No_God - November 13, 2017 at 4:01 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Rhondazvous - November 15, 2017 at 9:29 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by WinterHold - November 15, 2017 at 3:17 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Cyberman - November 15, 2017 at 1:09 pm

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