I'm going to say this as politely as I know how. Please take your arrogant presumption that there is something broken in me that only your superstitious nonsense can fix and shove it as far up your arse hole as the obstruction of your pointy little head will allow.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'