Please describe your god's loyalty reward scheme.

[Cod]

But you see that even though we were children on different continents, we did the same thing.
That shows me that soil exists not only for the growing of fruitage, but for the bondage of soil eating people who meet randomly years later.

You must agree that what I'm saying to you makes sense.

Kind of. Nonetheless though, not everyone eats soil. But we do all poop and fart, and the entirety that is humanity can connect in that sense. And no one is excluded that way. It's all part of a much larger picture.

So we agreed on that point.
Do you believe that God is omniscient? I'm asking this for a very specific reason. I believe your eyes will be opened.