Creationist, flat Earth, antivaxer etc stuff

[Dave B]

Hold the phone, I can inhale vaccinations? Son of a bitch. All this needle shit has been a conspiracy to insert tracking devices. 

There have been times when I could have used some supervised meditation in the psychedelic years.

Yes, you can inhale vaccinations, but the only way to do so safely is by standing on the very edges of the planet, so you're closer to the "Source", and the Archangel Michael can see you snort it.  Note that this only works every third leap year, on the 5th Friday the Thirteenth of the year, and you must wear a pink tutu and ballet slippers.

And your name must be legally changed to "Reginald".

Just so long as it's not "Dave". We have enough trouble as it is . . .