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Help me catch the office coffee thief
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 11:37 pm
(November 27, 2017 at 11:23 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Just stick a Post-It note to your coffee maker:

"I have explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting and I just licked the entire coffee maker. Use at your own risk".

Alternatively, you could low-key hang around the coffee maker area and spy on whomever is stealing it. And then confront them.

This thread reminded me of one of my favorite websites that shows notes people leave in situations like this - you might find some good ideas in there too.

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

I wouldn't piss in the coffee maker, though. Besides that being difficult to maneuver for someone without a penis to point and shoot, it just seems like a bridge too far. Smile

-Teresa

I have a new website to check out.

I wondr if I can submit the one I left on my letterbox for the idiot who kept dropping community newspapers into it.

After several polite attempts to stop it happening, I put one up that read, "Attention, paper delivery drone.  "Addressed mail only" also means NO FUCKING NEWSPAPERS!!"

It lasted a day.  I suspect the local postie removed it, but she denied it.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Help me catch the office coffee thief

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Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 1:42 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LastPoet - November 27, 2017 at 1:53 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Pat Mustard - November 27, 2017 at 3:07 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 1:54 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Minimalist - November 27, 2017 at 1:56 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Aroura - November 27, 2017 at 2:01 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Losty - November 28, 2017 at 12:59 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 1:00 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 27, 2017 at 7:14 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Astreja - November 27, 2017 at 2:19 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 4:24 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by vorlon13 - November 27, 2017 at 2:25 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 27, 2017 at 2:40 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by brewer - November 27, 2017 at 2:47 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Jackalope - November 27, 2017 at 2:50 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by WinterHold - November 27, 2017 at 3:08 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LadyForCamus - November 27, 2017 at 4:18 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by WinterHold - November 28, 2017 at 2:52 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 27, 2017 at 3:59 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 4:09 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Jackalope - November 27, 2017 at 4:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LadyForCamus - November 27, 2017 at 4:17 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 4:19 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 27, 2017 at 4:18 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 4:25 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LadyForCamus - November 27, 2017 at 4:28 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 4:30 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Mr.Obvious - November 27, 2017 at 6:51 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 27, 2017 at 8:33 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 27, 2017 at 8:55 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by brewer - November 27, 2017 at 7:49 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 8:09 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 27, 2017 at 8:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Jackalope - November 27, 2017 at 8:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 11:56 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 11:48 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Mermaid - November 27, 2017 at 8:11 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Seraphina - November 27, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 27, 2017 at 11:37 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Seraphina - November 28, 2017 at 12:04 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 28, 2017 at 12:09 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by SteelCurtain - November 28, 2017 at 12:52 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Cod - November 28, 2017 at 11:27 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Crossless2.0 - November 28, 2017 at 11:38 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by RoadRunner79 - November 28, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by CapnAwesome - November 28, 2017 at 11:43 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Pat Mustard - November 28, 2017 at 11:55 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 1:27 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 2:48 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 6:30 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by CapnAwesome - November 28, 2017 at 3:30 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Losty - November 28, 2017 at 7:10 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by brewer - November 28, 2017 at 11:49 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by SteelCurtain - November 28, 2017 at 1:23 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 1:57 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Brian37 - November 28, 2017 at 2:18 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Brian37 - November 28, 2017 at 3:58 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 4:03 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Brian37 - November 28, 2017 at 4:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by vorlon13 - November 28, 2017 at 3:15 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 3:39 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 28, 2017 at 3:52 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Ravenshire - November 28, 2017 at 4:01 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 28, 2017 at 4:11 pm
?" - by Crossless2.0 - November 28, 2017 at 4:03 pm
RE: ?" - by The Valkyrie - November 28, 2017 at 4:10 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 4:04 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 6:46 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 6:51 pm

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