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Help me catch the office coffee thief
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 8:13 pm
(November 27, 2017 at 8:09 pm)J a c k Wrote:
(November 27, 2017 at 7:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: If the handle of your pot is black get an ink roller and put black ink all over it then walk away. When you want coffee grab a paper towel. Somebody will start talking about the guy/gal with ink all over their hands. You'll probably catch them trying to wash off.

This is a good one  Lightbulb

I say do it.
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 8:13 pm
(November 27, 2017 at 7:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: If the handle of your pot is black get an ink roller and put black ink all over it then walk away. When you want coffee grab a paper towel. Somebody will start talking about the guy/gal with ink all over their hands. You'll probably catch them trying to wash off.

Instead of blank ink, try Black Death instead.
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 8:33 pm
(November 27, 2017 at 6:51 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Just write a note and put it on it.
"Go ahead, coffee thief. Try it. I dare you."

I wouldn't steal that coffee. God knows what the crazy woman put in there.

Except that the perp might reciprocate.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 8:55 pm
(November 27, 2017 at 8:33 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 27, 2017 at 6:51 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Just write a note and put it on it.
"Go ahead, coffee thief. Try it. I dare you."

I wouldn't steal that coffee. God knows what the crazy woman put in there.

Except that the perp might reciprocate.

An executed perp can neither reciprocate or reoffend.


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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 11:23 pm
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 11:37 pm

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 12:04 am
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 12:09 am
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 12:19 am
Sounds like the coffee thief has a little crush on our ivy ? leave a "call me" note with your number Tongue
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 12:52 am
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