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Help me catch the office coffee thief
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 11:48 am
(November 27, 2017 at 7:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: If the handle of your pot is black get an ink roller and put black ink all over it then walk away. When you want coffee grab a paper towel. Somebody will start talking about the guy/gal with ink all over their hands. You'll probably catch them trying to wash off.

Or if you want to be really nasty, smear superglue over the handle. It probably shouldn't dry out in the few minutes it takes to nick the coffee,.

Alternatively mix speed or LSD into the coffee. Especially if a random drugs test is due.
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Help me catch the office coffee thief

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Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 1:42 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LastPoet - November 27, 2017 at 1:53 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Pat Mustard - November 27, 2017 at 3:07 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 1:54 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Minimalist - November 27, 2017 at 1:56 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Aroura - November 27, 2017 at 2:01 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Losty - November 28, 2017 at 12:59 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 1:00 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 27, 2017 at 7:14 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Astreja - November 27, 2017 at 2:19 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 4:24 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by vorlon13 - November 27, 2017 at 2:25 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 27, 2017 at 2:40 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by brewer - November 27, 2017 at 2:47 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Jackalope - November 27, 2017 at 2:50 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by WinterHold - November 27, 2017 at 3:08 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LadyForCamus - November 27, 2017 at 4:18 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by WinterHold - November 28, 2017 at 2:52 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 27, 2017 at 3:59 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 4:09 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Jackalope - November 27, 2017 at 4:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LadyForCamus - November 27, 2017 at 4:17 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 4:19 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 27, 2017 at 4:18 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 4:25 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LadyForCamus - November 27, 2017 at 4:28 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 4:30 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Mr.Obvious - November 27, 2017 at 6:51 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 27, 2017 at 8:33 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 27, 2017 at 8:55 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by brewer - November 27, 2017 at 7:49 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 8:09 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 27, 2017 at 8:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Jackalope - November 27, 2017 at 8:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 11:56 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 11:48 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Mermaid - November 27, 2017 at 8:11 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Seraphina - November 27, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 27, 2017 at 11:37 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Seraphina - November 28, 2017 at 12:04 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 28, 2017 at 12:09 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by SteelCurtain - November 28, 2017 at 12:52 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Cod - November 28, 2017 at 11:27 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Crossless2.0 - November 28, 2017 at 11:38 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by RoadRunner79 - November 28, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by CapnAwesome - November 28, 2017 at 11:43 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Pat Mustard - November 28, 2017 at 11:55 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 1:27 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 2:48 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 6:30 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by CapnAwesome - November 28, 2017 at 3:30 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Losty - November 28, 2017 at 7:10 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by brewer - November 28, 2017 at 11:49 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by SteelCurtain - November 28, 2017 at 1:23 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 1:57 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Brian37 - November 28, 2017 at 2:18 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Brian37 - November 28, 2017 at 3:58 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 4:03 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Brian37 - November 28, 2017 at 4:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by vorlon13 - November 28, 2017 at 3:15 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 3:39 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 28, 2017 at 3:52 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Ravenshire - November 28, 2017 at 4:01 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 28, 2017 at 4:11 pm
?" - by Crossless2.0 - November 28, 2017 at 4:03 pm
RE: ?" - by The Valkyrie - November 28, 2017 at 4:10 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 4:04 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 6:46 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 6:51 pm

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