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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 4:24 pm
(November 27, 2017 at 2:19 pm)Astreja Wrote: Leave a friendly note: "If you take the last of my coffee, please brew more so that it's ready for me at 8:30. I'm OK with sharing the machine -- Let's work something out. Signed, Ivy."
If that doesn't work, perhaps invest in a surveillance drone that launches from the top of the cupboards and drops water balloons on the miscreant. 
Lol hadn’t seen this. I pictured the drone
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 4:25 pm
Or hey, why not fill those balloons with pee????
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 4:28 pm
(November 27, 2017 at 4:25 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Or hey, why not fill those balloons with pee????
Or POOP!
Maybe CL really is rubbing off on me.
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 6:41 pm
You guys fight naaayyyystaaaay! It's a good thing I rarely drink coffee. I know I don't want to steal your coffee.
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 6:51 pm
Just write a note and put it on it.
"Go ahead, coffee thief. Try it. I dare you."
I wouldn't steal that coffee. God knows what the crazy woman put in there.
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 7:49 pm
If the handle of your pot is black get an ink roller and put black ink all over it then walk away. When you want coffee grab a paper towel. Somebody will start talking about the guy/gal with ink all over their hands. You'll probably catch them trying to wash off.
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 8:09 pm
(November 27, 2017 at 7:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: If the handle of your pot is black get an ink roller and put black ink all over it then walk away. When you want coffee grab a paper towel. Somebody will start talking about the guy/gal with ink all over their hands. You'll probably catch them trying to wash off.
This is a good one
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 8:11 pm
Stick this to the coffee maker
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