(August 21, 2011 at 3:12 am)theVOID Wrote: I'm sure if you get down on your knees and pray to Jesus really hard he'll give you the strength to leave the forums...
Jesus? Jesus. I think I heard of him somewhere. Is he the one with the long beard who fancied older women? Or is he the one who gives tablets out by some mountain? He's not the one with loads of arms is he, that one's really scary. There are so many, I get confused. And when people tell me about them they never seem to actually give me proper contact details. So I kinda feel left out the loop. It's like, you know, when I was a kid loads of other kids were always talking about the great parties they been to, somehow I never used to hear about them 'til afterwards.
Another thing, they all seem to be geezers. There aren't any birds are there? I always find it much easier to talk with women, they are usually so much more understanding. Blokes usually get all macho and blustery, telling you to be a good chap and pull yourself together and stuff. Like if I could do that anyway why would I even be asking?
Someone earlier suggested going down the pub, but I don't drink any more (medical problems!) and anyway the one's I've been to always seem too blooming noisy, you can barely hear yourself think, let alone actually talk with anyone.
