Anderson family tradition: Mother reminds daughter that her biological clock is ticking. Also tries to convince her to come to mass.
Daughter reminds mother that biological clock was set to snooze and then smashed. Also that she has absolutely no interest in going to mass.
Father tells mother to leave daughter alone.
Father and daughter share a six pack of Grolsch and then do the cooking on the barbeque.
Brother shows up late and gets the same reaction from mother (see step one).
Rest of family arrives and the barbeque is served.
There is then much eating, drinking, wailing, and gnashing of teeth.
Guests get to do the cleaning up.
Daughter reminds mother that biological clock was set to snooze and then smashed. Also that she has absolutely no interest in going to mass.
Father tells mother to leave daughter alone.
Father and daughter share a six pack of Grolsch and then do the cooking on the barbeque.
Brother shows up late and gets the same reaction from mother (see step one).
Rest of family arrives and the barbeque is served.
There is then much eating, drinking, wailing, and gnashing of teeth.
Guests get to do the cleaning up.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
