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Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass
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RE: Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass
(December 28, 2017 at 6:42 pm)Joods Wrote: Oh wait.  The best part about that "affidavit" is that the only signature on it is Moore's.  

Apparently we are to believe him because he said it in his own affidavit, so that makes him 100% right.

Comedy gold right there.  Between the orange shit gibbon making the claim that he's signed more legislation in his first year than any other president (despite proof to the contrary)  and Moore's wildly fantastic claims,  I do believe SNL will have a stellar show this weekend.

Bolding mine. It's self-referential, just like his holey book and the people who believe in it!
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RE: Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass - by Fireball - December 28, 2017 at 8:32 pm

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