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The benefits of being christian. Where are there???
RE: The benefits of being christian. Where are there???
(January 10, 2018 at 4:24 pm)Haipule Wrote: Aloha DrFuzzy: Oh please, please, please let me try! You ask me a question I can't possibly know and I'll ask God for the answer. Make sure it is a 'yes or no' question or 'true or false' question or even multiple guess. Please, no philosophical questions, no personal questions and no question about the future. By the way, I am a stupid surfer clown and can't read math so feel free to ask a math question if you wish. I promise not to cheat.

This sounds like it could make for a decent joke thread.  Ask Haipule anything (well almost) and GOD will tell him the answer!  If that actually worked, it could come in handy on tests.  But oh wait - God would want you to study.  Ooh, lottery tickets!  But God probably doesn't approve of gambling, so casinos are probably out too.  (Yo SkyDaddy, tell me what cards he's holding - thanks dude.)  Hmm. Here, I'll throw you a simple one:  I have a classical guitar.  Where was it made?  (On Earth is not an accepted answer.  Neither is "in a luthier's shop" or any of it's equivalents.  You need to at least get on the correct continent.)  Chance of a correct guess:  1 out of 6.

Of course, if someone could do this for real, it would make news.   Dodgy   That would be fun.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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The benefits of being christian. Where are there??? - by Dnte - December 24, 2017 at 1:57 am
RE: The benefits of being christian. Where are there??? - by drfuzzy - January 10, 2018 at 5:55 pm

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