RE: Aziz Ansari Doesn't Pick Up On "Non-Verbal Cues" and Gets Treated Like A Rapist
January 17, 2018 at 3:40 am
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2018 at 3:51 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(January 17, 2018 at 3:24 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: When I was fourteen or so, I sure had to analyze my failures with the gals, and lord knows they were many (and most likely hilarious in hindsight), and figure out what I did wrong. I still didn't have any issue with understanding "I'm uncomfortable" as meaning "no", and there I was, a stupid teenager with pimples and KISS posters on my wall.
IKR, obviously personal and anecdotal..but "discomfort" is like kryptonite to my dick.
Story time...I was accused of date rape, once upon a time. In my teens. Not by the girl, by her cousin who walked in on us both drunk and passed out with my hands down her shirt and hers down my pants. You see..we were both army, and we both played the unavailable game, and we both drank ourselves silly..and we both passed out like common alcoholics. Nobody got any of their rocks off. It was my lowest point, lol. Worst part..we really liked each other, before during and after..but the experience soured any chance for romance between us.
The whole thing got cleared up when she woke up the next day..but in the interim I'd walked home stumbling drunk over an interstate and a few miles at 0-dark thirty, got straight up run out of the house.....lol. I didn't even know why until later on he next afternoon, lol. Stone cold...confused drunk. This was the night I got clipped by a car, minor..I was stumbling in the street and made a lurching dive for the curb when I saw the headlights. Side view hit my hand and busted a couple of my fingers open to the bone from fingernail to knuckle. I remember putting alot of bandaids on them in front of the bathroom mirror ( for reasons?) and then passing out again. Hospital for more stitches in the am, had to toss my sheets. Lots of blood.
Cant hold it against her cuzzo though..I don't even remember his name. I'm sure he walked in on a scene he never wanted to see, lol. Anybody who didn't get pancakes at the IHOP with them the next am probably still remembers me as a creepy rapist, because they'd never have heard her dismiss their concerns. I just generally don;t sweat it, the sad truth being that if some rando did still think I was a rapist..it would be a relatively mild pockmark on my actual character and actions. I have more egregious violations to account for than any rape or non-rape thought to be rape.
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