RE: Your hobbies/hobby ideas
January 17, 2018 at 2:43 pm
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2018 at 2:57 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(January 17, 2018 at 3:22 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(January 17, 2018 at 3:17 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: No, left handed people are usually right brained.
Plus they're the spawn of the devil.
Just like souless gingers.
And brainless blonds.
(January 17, 2018 at 1:24 pm)Hammy Wrote:(January 17, 2018 at 3:22 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Plus they're the spawn of the devil.
And incredibly talented! Unlike me! I'm right handed!
You are exceptionally talented at being mediocre. It comes so effortlessly to you it is uncanny.
(January 17, 2018 at 5:20 am)Khemikal Wrote: That's what makes us great foot soldiers. We have no remorse.
Until you try to fire an automatic weapon with spent case ejection port on the right side.
(January 16, 2018 at 7:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Get a big bag of coins, or phone cards, go to a public pay phone (do NOT do this with your mobile/credit card).
Call various embassies and/or the white house/Pentagon/State Department, pretending to be a high level representative of a foreign power, and see if you can start a war.
It's a good way of killing a quiet Sunday afternoon.
Does it work?
You never hear about Asphalia in the news, do you?
Won’t work. The recipient will just think the foreign power also elected a trump and then roll on the floor laughing in schadenfreude when he gets your crank call.