RE: Aziz Ansari Doesn't Pick Up On "Non-Verbal Cues" and Gets Treated Like A Rapist
January 17, 2018 at 2:58 pm
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2018 at 3:03 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Picture this.... a karaoke version of human leagues "don;t you want me" is playing on the tv. There are gaps in the account detail, we don't know that it wasn't. Maybe it came on after seinfield but before the rear facing dick drill.
Slut should have sprinted to her clothes like she was Usain Bolt. It's not like he's sporty. She could have made the door.
:ducks:
How about this radical proposal. Aziz Ansari..owner of said peen and recreational pussyhound...can ratchet it back a notch or ten. The next pants he plays speculum in might just be hiding the vag that chews him up.
Slut should have sprinted to her clothes like she was Usain Bolt. It's not like he's sporty. She could have made the door.
:ducks:
How about this radical proposal. Aziz Ansari..owner of said peen and recreational pussyhound...can ratchet it back a notch or ten. The next pants he plays speculum in might just be hiding the vag that chews him up.
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