I worked for Costco in the 90's and had a women come in to buy several pairs of sunglasses for her family whom were visiting Maui. I looked at the name on her check and it was "Sinegal". I said, "they named a country after you". She thought it was funny.
A few minutes later, my boss came in and said that, "Jim Sinegal is here". I said, "Who's that?" He said, "The one who signs your paycheck". I looked at the check again, "Jim and Betty Sinegal, Kirkland WA". DAMN!
A few minutes later, my boss came in and said that, "Jim Sinegal is here". I said, "Who's that?" He said, "The one who signs your paycheck". I looked at the check again, "Jim and Betty Sinegal, Kirkland WA". DAMN!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
