"When I die, bury me face down so the world can kiss my ass."
Bury me with my ass sticking out of the ground, so that my kids have a place to park their bikes when they come to visit.
Not sure how to put that on a headstone, though.
Bury me with my ass sticking out of the ground, so that my kids have a place to park their bikes when they come to visit.

Not sure how to put that on a headstone, though.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.