Homosexuality

[chimp3]

The mouth was designed to be at the other end of the torso, for communicating. But since communicating isn't a priority for demented sinners, they shove their heads into places where it doesn't improve their disability or relationships.
Jumping off a bridge is such a mild act by comparison.

So, what you’re saying is that you’re a Poe?

He is just someone that can chalk up the missionary position to his repertoire but feels capable of commenting on all of human sexuality. Milquetoast commentary from the sidelines!