(February 16, 2018 at 4:25 am)Godscreated Wrote:While we all have our faults the only one being stupid on this thread is you. You believe in an ancient ethnocentric Middle Eastern Jewish deity named Yahweh and in an imaginary Jewish zombie with the alias of Jesus who will save your soul and give you eternal life. You're nuts.(February 15, 2018 at 4:04 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
Did you know that trees can talk just like snakes and donkeys? They also like to have a king to rule over them.
Judges 9:1-15 (CEV) =
8 Once the trees searched
for someone to be king;
they asked the olive tree,
“Will you be our king?”
9 But the olive tree replied,
“My oil brings honor
to people and gods.
I won’t stop making oil,
just to have my branches wave
above the other trees.”
10 Then they asked the fig tree,
“Will you be our king?”
11 But the fig tree replied,
“I won’t stop growing
my delicious fruit,
just to have my branches wave
above the other trees.”
12 Next they asked the grape vine,
“Will you be our king?”
13 But the grape vine replied,
“My wine brings cheer
to people and gods.
I won’t stop making wine,
just to have my branches wave
above the other trees.”
14 Finally, they went
to the thornbush and asked,
“Will you be our king?”
15 The thornbush replied,
“If you really want me
to be your king,
then come into my shade
and I will protect you.
But if you’re deceiving me,
I’ll start a fire
that will spread out and destroy
the cedars of Lebanon.”Quote: Surely you do not believe that was a real event, if so I can't help believe you understand little from the scriptures. It was a story told as a curse and God upheld the curse on the men it was pronounced. Justice was served. Now explain what that story has to do with proving God was the Tree of Life in the Garden of Eden. I'm going to say this one last time to you, the serpent was not a snake, it had legs and snakes do not have usable legs. If you mention this again I'm going to take it that you really do not care acting stupid.
GC
The talking snake or serpent in the story was the Egyptian pharaoh. Noah's flood is a war story, most likely about the Egyptian invasion and conquest of the Levant area. Moses' exodus is about the Egyptian withdrawal from the Levant. The biblical God character was simply the series of crazy men who ruled the dominant empire in the ancient Middle East and kept the Hebrews under their thumbs. The last one bit the dust around 530 B.C. with the collapse of the Babylonian Empire. He is never, ever, coming back.
The Saul/Paul created the Jesus character as a way to sell his resurrection religion. He even said that it was bull shit. Later writers wrote prequels (the Gospels) to show why the Jesus character should be worshiped as a deity. They also included some political acts by the three main rebels and wrote them as religious stories involving Paul's Jesus character.
While there may have been various scraps of manuscripts floating around the area the Bible didn't exist in any form until a committee of story tellers, writers, and artists produced three master copies in Latin in the 690s to counter Uthman's Koran from the 640s. Christianity existed from the First Century but it didn't have an unified written fairy tale until the 690s.
And despite all of the bull shit you can throw at the wall you simply can't produce an original legitimate Bible written before the 690s.
And remember, even the Bible says that it's just a fairy tale written for entertainment purposes and that people shouldn't believe in Jewish fairy tales.