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Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
(February 21, 2018 at 6:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Wow.  Talked about fucked up jesus freak shitheads.....

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/church-...ack-ar-15/

Quote:Church blesses assault weapons because ‘returning Christ’ will pack an AR-15

Quote:Parishioners in Pennsylvania are planning to attend church services armed with AR-15 rifles so that they can be blessed, WNEP reported.

“This will be a big thing for us. It’s a new stage for us because it incorporates the rod of iron, as it is in Revelations. Revelations talks about the returning Christ ruling with the rod of iron,” said Tim Elder.

The Moonies - Raising Batshittery to New Levels in the Name of Jebus!

I think there was an SNL parody of Jesus' second coming where he was blowing everyone away with an assault weapon like Rambo.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Minimalist - February 20, 2018 at 2:53 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by vorlon13 - February 20, 2018 at 2:57 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Mr.Obvious - February 23, 2018 at 12:03 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Chad32 - February 20, 2018 at 2:59 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Jackalope - February 21, 2018 at 1:23 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Crossless2.0 - February 21, 2018 at 1:27 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Cyberman - February 21, 2018 at 6:47 am
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by The Valkyrie - February 21, 2018 at 1:18 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Minimalist - February 21, 2018 at 1:26 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Chad32 - February 21, 2018 at 1:26 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Minimalist - February 21, 2018 at 6:53 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Paraselene - February 21, 2018 at 6:59 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by vorlon13 - February 21, 2018 at 7:09 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Cyberman - February 21, 2018 at 8:00 pm
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Fake Messiah - February 23, 2018 at 4:52 am
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Tobie - February 23, 2018 at 10:36 am
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Fake Messiah - February 24, 2018 at 10:44 am
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults - by Cyberman - February 23, 2018 at 11:11 am

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