Damned Mormons

[Minimalist]

[reverendjeremiah]

Some fucking Mormons just knocked on my door today. My wife answered it. She told them verey kindly that we werent interested because we arent religious. One of the Mormons said "Well, we did come here to help you, but I guess you dont want it" and walked off.

Honestly, these fucks knocking on my door is getting to the point of REALLY pissing me off. This is the third time the same Mormons have knocked on my door, and the third time they were rude as fuck to me and my wife.

How would they feel if I knocked on their door while they were eating dinner to tell them everything they believe in is wrong, that I know the truth, and you should be spoken rudely to if you turn down changing your life view to mine?

Fucking dick holes!!!!

[Cinjin]

Some fucking Mormons just knocked on my door today. My wife answered it. She told them verey kindly that we werent interested because we arent religious. One of the Mormons said "Well, we did come here to help you, but I guess you dont want it" and walked off.

Honestly, these fucks knocking on my door is getting to the point of REALLY pissing me off. This is the third time the same Mormons have knocked on my door, and the third time they were rude as fuck to me and my wife.

How would they feel if I knocked on their door while they were eating dinner to tell them everything they believe in is wrong, that I know the truth, and you should be spoken rudely to if you turn down changing your life view to mine?

Fucking dick holes!!!!

My uncle was treated rudely so many times at his front door by the JWs that he finally had enough and one morning he walked into their church service with a short list of grievances and read them allowed from the front of the auditorium.

I would've liked to see that.

[Minimalist]

Print this up.

[Jaysyn]

Some fucking Mormons just knocked on my door today. My wife answered it. She told them verey kindly that we werent interested because we arent religious. One of the Mormons said "Well, we did come here to help you, but I guess you dont want it" and walked off.

Honestly, these fucks knocking on my door is getting to the point of REALLY pissing me off. This is the third time the same Mormons have knocked on my door, and the third time they were rude as fuck to me and my wife.

How would they feel if I knocked on their door while they were eating dinner to tell them everything they believe in is wrong, that I know the truth, and you should be spoken rudely to if you turn down changing your life view to mine?

Fucking dick holes!!!!

Try answering the door naked or nearly so. This worked well for my girlfriend when her neighborhood was infested by traveling Mormons. Also, you can try acting like you knocked on their door instead. "Hello friend, if you have a few minutes to spare, I'd like to talk to you about Satan."

[Gawdzilla]

My front door: [attachment=482]

[Minimalist]

[The Valkyrie]

I went for a walk this morning and a couple of joggers ran past me.

The first went by and said, "Good morning" to which I responded in kind.

The second, in shorts and a t-shirt stopped next to me and said, "Hi, I'm from the church of the latter day saints. Do you have time to talk?"

"No, I'm an atheist and have no interest in your religion."

Fucking jogging!

[Cato]

Insufferable cunts, all of them. No greater density of unfounded arrogance could possibly be found in the universe. These walking decaffeinated douchebags aren't even allowed to investigate their own history because it is not faith promoting. You could power a small city from the heat given off one of these twats after you inform him/her that Mormanism is nothing more than a 19th century version of Scientology.

Apparently The Adversary hides in one's testicles and the remedy isn't to purge the Bishop, but to tell the Bishop. If you don't know Mormons and want to know what smug faux moral superiority looks like, pay attention to the jackass in the hallway after he tattled to the Bishop.

Scientology leadership are amateurs when it comes to crowd control. The LDS Church is the ultimate cult.

[Rahul]

I used to like the Mormon kids coming by when I lived in Virginia. We'd just hang out for an hour or so BSing about stuff. They would always bring the new guy by to meet me.

I see the Mormon guys on their bikes around here all the time but they never pull into my cul-de-sac.

*sniff*