What do you want you're headstone to say?

[The Valkyrie]

"Their/your"

Oh pot, you amuse me.

- kettle.

Let me help you with your jejune little analogy.

Pots and kettles are inanimate objects. Neither one can talk, much less think.
BUT IF THEY COULD, both are still black.  
No, you're not amused.  You're embarrassed, and you're trying to be cute just to save face.

No, junior.

You made exactly the same type of error I did. And now you're TRYING to sound clever to deflect from that fact whole also trying to speak for me to hide your own hypocrisy.

Also, trolling, it would seem.