(February 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(February 25, 2018 at 10:52 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I'm terrible at small talk but over time I've learned to bullshit my way through a few topics when necessary-
Weather
Sports
Food
After that, I just try to leave quickly or, if I can't escape, plaster on a smile.
-Teresa
Start having an argument with yourself.
You'll find people leave fairly quickly.
"Did you HAVE to say that?"
"Yes I did!"
"Well stop it. You're embarrassing me."
"Embarrassing you? Look at the way you're dressed!"
"This is the last time I take you anywhere."
I'll have to try that.
Maybe the stabby thing too.

-Teresa
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