RE: High school shooting in Parkland FL
February 26, 2018 at 5:41 pm
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2018 at 5:42 pm by Amarok.)
(February 26, 2018 at 5:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Borowitz:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...ida-school
Quote:Trump Orders Parade to Celebrate His Hypothetical Act of Heroism in Florida School
Quote:“Anyone can act with bravery in the moment,” Trump told reporters in the White House. “But it takes a very special kind of hero to tell people about the incredibly brave thing he would have done weeks after the thing happened.”
He added that it was one of his greatest regrets that bone spurs prevented him from serving in the Vietnam War, “because the really courageous things I would have done during that war would have been off the charts.”
“As soon as the Tet Offensive happened, I would have run unarmed right into that mess,” he said. “We probably would have won the war right after I did that.”
I hope you realize this is satire. But it definitely sounds like something he would do .
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